Saturday, July 4, 2009

Matthew Rex Downham and his killer pigeons

  • Alex: LOL, you and your pigeons! http://bish.fr/r463
  • A: http://bish.fr/uz5y
  • Matt: hahaha
  • M: they're fucking insane
  • M: killers
  • A: LOL
  • M: thank god they're my minions
  • M: I wouldn't want them against me
  • M: the leader of the pigeons is named Octavian
  • M: don't fuck with him
  • A: I don't plan on fucking with Octavian
  • A: He looks crazy http://twitpic.com/94d5n
  • M: he is
  • M: scar across his face
  • M: giant talons
  • A: That is one badass pigeon!
  • M: now i don't know how often he actually does this
  • M: but i've actually seen him with a sword in one claw
  • M: and an uzi in the other
  • A: Is he a gangsta pigeon?
  • M: no
  • M: He is undefinable
  • M: i mean they're my pigeons but O (we call him O) can be unruly
  • M: i threw him a bread crumb once and he actually kicked me in the face
  • M: a pigeon
  • A: Just to show you that he isn't your bitch?
  • M: i guess
  • M: i cried

Notes

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